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maya
09-02-2007, 06:53 PM
BIG BUCK LOGIC


An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.
8 pointer says, "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along."
4 pointer says, "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!"
Button buck says, "My two are alright, better than nothing I guess."

Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.
The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone pole and
snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.

8 pointer says, "I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10 anyways?"
4 pointer says, "You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!"

The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field!
He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the place, snorts & Wheezes,
rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off!
Then he runs back over to his two buddies.

His friends immediately jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?"

"I'm just makin' sure that big son of a gun knows I'm a buck!" he replies.

BSK_
09-02-2007, 07:24 PM
That's a good one!

knobby
09-03-2007, 09:54 AM
:D

Please lengthen your message to atleast 10 characters.

Lamascota
09-03-2007, 12:05 PM
That was just to funny.

Thayer.qdma
09-03-2007, 12:12 PM
Who says them buttons are naive?

Good one.

USFWC
09-03-2007, 05:32 PM
Good one! ...the yearling part threw me off for a sec though, lol

maya
09-03-2007, 07:11 PM
Good one! ...the yearling part threw me off for a sec though, lol

Yes, same here USFWC. They're called different things in different parts of the country so I just figured they meant the fawn.

USFWC
09-04-2007, 01:24 AM
Yes, same here USFWC. They're called different things in different parts of the country so I just figured they meant the fawn.
I knew you knew better...first thing I thought was that the 4-point ran out there

maya
09-04-2007, 06:34 AM
I knew you knew better...first thing I thought was that the 4-point ran out there


Not my joke, I just passed it along.